Man, I’m loving this game, but I’ve gone through two whole chapters and ten missions of these ninja bitches being all like “HAHA YOU’RE SO WEAK” after I completely devastated them in the actual gameplay parts.
LIKE, LOOK AT THESE FUCKS, THEY’RE STANDING HERE WEARING NOTHING BUT FUCKING BANDAIDS AND THEY’RE ALL LIKE “i can’t believe you took this fight seriously, i was just hiding my power level i could totally just kill you right now” BITCH I JUST TOOK OUT YOU, YOUR FRIENDS, AND YOUR NINJA ARMY, ALL YOU HAVE NOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF IS TWO CHIBI VERSIONS OF YOUR FACE TO COVER YOUR TITS
It’s time for today’s Blaster Nation! Let’s attack aggressively!
I feel like I’ve seen too much
Things I learned from this: Wollie has NO ASS
Even someone as great as woolie has to have his flaws
WHO NEEDS ASS WHEN YOU HAVE JOTARO
Life has been good to me, but it’s time I went back to the hometown.
Kinda had this sitting in our ask box for awhile. (Kind of have a lot of shit sitting in our ask box for forever)
But Leslie and I both love Bayonetta. Fluid controls, fun characters, amazing sense of scale and action. Bayonetta 1 is still one of my most favorite games from last gen and I am so happy to hear all of the great reviews for Bayonetta 2 while also laughing at the reviews knocking down what they admit is a fantastic game because Bayonetta’s just TOO SEXY AND THIS GAME MUST BE PUNISHED FOR IT.
I really hope this game does well here. I want a Platinum game to actually sell for once. I want them to be rewarded for once again making a fantastic game and a fantastic lead character.
I’m hosting a friends room in Smash! Come join and you might get to fight against one of the official Blaster Nation Miis!
Hide your pipe wrenches! Ash and Rinnie come face to face once again in today’s Blaster Nation!
Sakurai Doesn’t Care that You Don’t Like the Smash Clones
In the latest Famitsu column Sakurai explains why they decided to create the clones of Lucina, Dark Pit, and Doctor Mario citing the need to do so without adding man hours to the project. Everything needed to be done in stride with the rest of production.
“This is like a free dessert after a luxurious meal that was prepared free of charge. In a restaurant with this type of service, I don’t think there’s anybody who would say, ‘Change this to a meat dish!!’”
“Yet, I’m told [to do that] about Smash Bros. But, I guess since a lot of them are children, it cannot be helped.”
Sounds like Sakurai’s been hanging around Hideki Kamiya. Godspeed, you wonderful bastard.
This is why Sakurai is one of my favorite directors. No one else comes close to filling their games with as much content as he does, and yet it’ll still never be enough for some people. Fuck ‘em.
Sure, as long as that makes her chihuahua the Alien.
Huniepop is a kickstarted dating sim that I thought had potential. The lead dev expressed interest in hiring a writer, and I thought it would be a fun project to work on, so I adamantly offered my services (I was a bit overzealous to work on it)
Unfortunately, the lead dev and I didn’t see eye to eye on…anything. Everything I wrote was substantially changed by him and most of my suggestions were completely dismissed or ignored. I ended up leaving the project since it seemed that Ryan, the dev, seemed like he would just rather write the game on his own. I offered consultation and future writing assistance since I still had hope for the game, but he blocked me on skype shortly after.
Now, my name is still on the front page of its Kickstarter. I’m still listed as its lead writer. And every new video he releases that showcase its “writing quality”, it makes my stomach churn to be associated with it in any way. Granted, this isn’t really Ryan’s fault. You can’t edit the Kickstarter page once its completed its funding, and he DID tell people I left (although it was kind of tucked away in the middle of an unrelated update, several weeks after I had left the project). But still, my name is right up there. It’s still associated with this…thing I had no part in and never would want any part in. And it doesn’t feel good.
I don’t really want to say anything more than that, because honestly, just thinking about it makes me depressed. Thanks for the concern, though. There were quite a few more asks I received while I was writing this that I didn’t get in the screencap, and I appreciate it. Can’t really do or say anything else, though. Sorry.
I honestly wish I could go back in time and stop myself from ever showing interest in that project. The fact that my name is still on the front page kills me a little bit every day.
Used some of my birthday money to buy my dog a sweater! Now we all ready for fall!
Today is our roommate Leslie’s birthday! She loves Miku Hatsune and stegosauruses [stegosaurii?] So here’s a Stego-Miku I did for her
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LESLIE
SHE DREW THIS AND BAKED A FUCKING CAKE FOR US
GODDAMN GIRL CALM DOWN
For @feeeeeshy’s birthday and #inktober entry 6 @blasternation.
OOOOHH MAN! This is so good! Thanks!