How dare you imply that any of the games on our wishlist are not AMAZING. 

Unless they were those PS2 Megaman X games then yeah, okay

ALRIGHT, FINE, YOU GUYS WIN

So ONLY BECAUSE we’re gonna start up a stream soon, Leslie and I will put up our Amazon wishlist, which mostly consists of a bunch of PS2 games and then some books and shit Leslie wants. If you get us a game, not only will I most likely stream it, I’ll also thank you EVERY CHANCE I GET. I will write your name down on a piece of paper, slip it directly into the plastic sleeve of the box, right over the game’s box art so that every time I whip that game out, I will see your name and be reminded to thank you every time I play it. Your name will become so associated with whatever game you get me that I will have no choice but to think of you alongside it. You will forever be in my thoughts.

Also

Leslie

Brad

Brad: When I saw her S rank Ready Steady Go on Insane mode in Ouendan 1.

Leslie: When I saw his butt

Why would we curse an innocent child with webcomic creators for parents? 

Man, am I getting to some of these questions late. This should also probably be on the Tissue Box tumblr, but whatever, these pictures I got are safe enough.

Alright, so, first off, gotta warn you that Leslie and I are both pretty vanilla people so we’re not too fond of super fetishy stuff or rape or anything too weird. Basically, it helps if it looks like the characters are actually enjoying themselves, or the game takes itself very lightly. Also, I like to EARN my porn, so I like games to have actual gameplay.

Demon Master Chris is a really surprising gem of an H-game. Really pleasant art, super cute characters, a great translation, and some pretty fun dungeon crawling. It’s really impressive how polished it all is. You traverse dungeons, fight all sorts of cute monster girls, knock their clothes off or get your own clothes knocked off (clothing damage is one of the greatest things ever in games), and capture them for your own personal harem/army. Every character in the game is female and there’s tons of romance and teasing. Love this one.

Hundred Furious Fist Momoko: Wonder Pink 2 is probably one of my favorites. You got a cute, chubby, red-head girl in a beat-em-up setting that can also turn into a superheroine. This is strictly nudity and groping, there’s no sex outside of one scene, but I’m alright with that. There’s still plenty of exhibitionism and the like. Two things, though. There’s no translation whatsoever yet, but you really don’t need it outside of a single puzzle, it’s pretty much straightforward. Second, it’s INSANELY hard. This screenshot I posted? Probably the hardest to get in the game. One of the few CGs there are. The rest is just insanely cute, well-made pixel art. Still, I think it’s really fun and really sexy and you should try it out.