Assassin’s Creed IV Freezes During Conference, Ubisoft Cancels Game Out of Embarassment

noonediesinstardriver:

I GUESS WHEN ASSASSIN’S CREED STARTED LAGGING THEY……………. ABANDONED SHIP

oooh noooo

that’s just embarassing

Man, I don’t even like Kingdom Hearts that much, but that’s pretty cool that it’s finally getting a console sequel

Wow, I’m not sure if this is Final Fantasy but it sure is FUCKING INTERESTING

superchalmers:

licks my lips and whispers “videogames”

YO WHERE’S DIVEKICK AT

AW SHIT YES MERCENARY KINGS

OCTODAD

PROBABLY DIVEKICK

ODDWOOORLD

THIS IS THE BEST

I’m not sure why I was expecting a game by the Bastion dudes to not look so much like Bastion

HOLY SHIT THEY MADE A WHOLE GAME AROUND THAT OLD DUDE DAVID CAGE SHOWED OFF AT THE PS4 REVEAL

Edit: wait what

WHAT THE HELL IS A FLICKSTER

Holy fuck what world am I living in where Microsoft starts off with a trailer of Metal Gear Solid V and Sony starts off with I don’t even remember now

No Sony no

Nobody cares about TV shit other than Netflix, fucking shut up and show us video games

oakwood-kaotree:

Queen Latifa confirmed.

HAHA, REAL FUNNY SONY, THAT’S JUST AN XBOX ONE

C'MON, WHERE’S THE REAL CONSOLE