NO FUCK YOU
IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO REPLAY THAT PANZER DRAGOON SHIT, YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING RESTART FOR GODDAMN BATTLEFIELD
- Brad
Tracks
maan
MAAAANNN
Fuck, I’m skeptical of a lot of shit with Dead Rising 3. The smartglass stuff, the more serious tone, but fuck that still looked so goddamn fun
auuuugh why am I liking this conference so much please kill me
- Brad
OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh my god you bring back Panzer Dragoon but forget the fucking sound
uuughhhhhh
that’s neeeat
I don’t like this
okay this is just stupid
A NEW SWERY65 GAME FUCK
I HATE YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME, MICROSOFT
- Brad
Minecraft, we don’t look any better edition.
Oh wow, this Forza shit is hyping the same “the AI learns from you” bullshit that the Dreamcast was doing way back when
- Brad
IT’S A CAAAAAAR
Aw man, I’m so conflicted by this Ryse
It’s so heavily scripted and there’s so many cinematic QTEs but I really like the concept and jesus it looks good, and that whole arrow defense brigade shit
this is still way more video games than I expected
- Brad
it wasn’t supposed to be like this
I was supposed to be making fun of this entire conference for how bad it is
My mind can’t accept this
- Brad
that just wasn’t fair, microsoft
you cheated
you a cheating bitch
okay wow this was genuinely surprising