Honestly, what was there to like? I already have a TV with Netflix, I don’t care about sports, I don’t give a fuck about DIRT UNDER FINGER NAILS AND REAL DOGS, and the thought of Steven Spielberg teaming up with CSI to create a Halo TV series both angers and confuses me. Like, I never thought I would be typing those words in that order ever in my life. 

I mean, Sony’s PS4 reveal wasn’t great and they still haven’t shown the damn console, but fuck man, at least they showed something resembling VIDEO GAMES

- Brad

Probably these three

- Brad

Take your vitamins every day, drinks lots of milk, get plenty of exercise, and you too can be kawaii like us

- Brad

Nah, Leslie and I don’t really see the need to hire anyone. Leslie likes walking her dog, and I already keep the place pretty clean, and we both like to cook stuff, so we don’t really need anyone like that. Unless you meant Hiveworks, in which case, I dunno, ask Antares I guess

- Brad

I absolutely loved it. Yeah, it had a ton of problems. Combat wasn’t exactly revolutionary, the jump to RTS was a bit awkward, it’s way too short. But god damn, I just love everything about the game world. The atmosphere, the environments, the soundtrack, the characters. It’s THE most creative open-world game I know of and god dammit, that makes it a damn special game to me. Hell, I just love the rockstar life, as you can tell by that other comic we have. Brutal Legend took everything I love about rock and metal and just blew it up into something fucking wonderful.

- Brad

Whoa son, maybe you should take those blinders off so you can see how superior Shizune is in every way

- Brad

My game library consists of nothing BUT super obscure, underrated games that sold like garbage. I guess if I had to choose between my two favorites, it’d be either Raw Danger, a niche survival game on PS2 where you try to escape a city as multiple characters in the middle of a devastating tsunami while putting on silly clothes and engaging in some of the funniest and weirdest dialogue choices ever put into a video game. It’s part of a series of storm-survival games that were mildy successful in Japan but sold like dick in America.

The other is Project Justice, sequel to Capcom’s 3D edutainment game Rival Schools, which has you play as several high school students fighting for school superiority by beating up the other schools. It’s a great little fighting game that was released around the end of the Dreamcast’s life cycle. Pretty hard game to find and I’m lucky to still have my copy. Great roster of characters, ridiculously creative as a fighting game. 

- Brad

She’s sleeping on me right now! I’m sitting on the couch with her, answering tumblr shits on the laptop.

- Brad

Sonic 3, no contest.

But I really love the sheer variety in Sonic Adventure’s music. Rock, rap, techno, jazz. Shit was great.

And though it was shit in every other department, Sonic ‘06 had FANTASTIC songs.

- Brad

I dunno, did you try asking him?

- Brad

Wow, maybe you should arm yourself with some waifu knowledge

- Brad